A first-grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is how they answered:
It’s always darkest before daylight saving time.
You can lead a horse to water, but….. how?
Don’t bite the hand that….. looks dirty.
A penny saved is not much.
Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
There is no fool like…..Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…..you have to blow your nose.
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Not Easy To Be A Teacher
Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea…!!!
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
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TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
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TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation…
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TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
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TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense…
