Jay goes over to visit one of his friends.
While he is at his friend’s house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop.
His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.
When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.
So his friend asks, “Where did you run off too!”
Jay says, “I went home to get my pyjamas!”
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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska,
I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weather. “Did it rain a lot?”
He said: “See those mountains over there” and he pointed to them.
I replied, “Yes.”
“Well,” he replied, “.. if you can’t see those mountains, that means it’s raining. If you can see them, that means it’s going to rain.”
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A tourist was driving on a back road in Arkansas during a heavy rainstorm.
He passed a cabin with a man sitting on the porch playing his fiddle.
“Why don’t you go inside on this rainy day?” the tourist asked.
“Because the roof leaks,” answered the fiddler.
“Well, then, why don’t you fix the roof?”
“Can’t fix a roof when it’s raining,” the fiddler answered.
“So, why don’t you fix the roof on a sunny day?”
“Cause the roof don’t leak on sunny days!” replied the fiddler.
