Jay shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment, but I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will”.
“That is very kind of you”, said the doctor emotionally and then added, “Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change”.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee –
OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
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A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
‘To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,’ the attorney reads.
‘To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.’
‘And finally,’ the lawyer concludes, ‘to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will.’
‘Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!’
