A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife.”
The audience was in shock and silence.
He added: “She was my mother.” (A big round of applause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife.”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker…
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By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns from boiling water!
Moral: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste.
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry
to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.”
The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them. “Too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair – try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded, “Too tight.”
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, “I have one more pair. Try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.” With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.”
