Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him.
Little Johnny, “Teacher are you sleeping in class?”
Teacher, “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny, “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher, “I was talking to God.”
The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher, “Johnny, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little Johnny, “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher, “What were you doing.??”
Little Johnny, “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher, “What did He say??”
Little Johnny, “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…”
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Not Easy To Be A Teacher
Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea…!!!
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
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TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
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TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation…
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TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
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TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense…
