A gentleman was much surprised when the good-looking young lady greeted him by saying, “Good evening.”
He could not remember ever having seen her before.
She evidently realized that she had made a mistake, for she apologized and explained: “Oh, I ‘m so sorry. When I first saw you I thought you were the father of two of my children.”
She walked on while the man stared after her. She did not realize, of course, that he was unaware of the fact that she was a school teacher.
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Not Easy To Be A Teacher
Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea…!!!
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
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TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
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TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation…
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TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
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TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense…
