Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding.
After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over.
Patty asked her mother, “Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?”
“What do you mean, change her mind?” asked Mrs. Sullivan.
“Well`, said the child, “she went into the church with one man and came out with another!”
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A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception.
The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.
Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d’oeuvres in the land.
Naturally, the millionaire’s less wealthy friends couldn’t help but feel jealous.
In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty.
“Simple,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.”
His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was.
“87!” he replied.
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A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.
So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him,
“If there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.”
He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”
