A youngster rushed into a barbershop and asked for a haircut and a shave immediately.
“You wait your turn, young man,” said the barber, “I will get to you after the others waiting before you have been attended to. It will take an hour or two.”
The young fellow ran out of the barber’s shop. He came the next day, the day after, and for many days subsequently. Every time he was told to wait his turn, he fled.
Unable to contain his curiosity, the barber asked his assistant to follow the young man and find out where he came from and where he went after leaving his shop.
The assistant did so and reported back, “I don’t know where the fellow comes from, but as soon as you tell him you will be busy for the next hour or two, he runs to your home.”
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head.
“How you like it?” asked the barber.
“Real fine,” said the redneck. “But how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?”
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A girl took her dog to the parlor for a haircut,
and asked what it would cost.
Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.
“I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!”
The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?”
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The other day
Man accompanied his wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut.
Reading a magazine in the reception area, he found an interesting article.
He asked the receptionist if he could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.
“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” she said.
“But my Wife is here getting a haircut,” he explained.
“Yes, I know,” she replied. “But I need something you’ll come back for.”
