A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee.
“This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers.”
The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen, and returned shortly with another cup of coffee.
“This one is much cooler, sir,” he beamed.
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It was very crowded and noisy in this restaurant and this blonde girl asks the waiter where the restroom was.
And he says, “I can’t hear you!”
So she gets close to his ear and asks again, “Can you please tell me where the ladies room is?”
And he replies, “On the other side!”
So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks, “Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!”
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
“About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
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