A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel.
She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. A store employee is standing there with dark shades on.
She says, “Excuse me, sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”
He says, “Ma’am, I’m blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.”
She didn’t believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line… It’s a good all-around rod and reel, and it’s $20.00.”
She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for, so I’ll take it.”
He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first, she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her… being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.”
She says, “But didn’t you say it was $20.00?”
He says, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”
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Two old friends went on a fishing trip and used the time away from home to complain about their wives.
“Tell me something,” one of them asked, “how come every year I forget my wedding anniversary, but my wife always remembers—and then gets mad at me?”
“That’s actually very easy to explain,” the other replied. “Remember that summer before you got married? We went on a trip, and you caught the biggest fish of your life?”
“Of course I do!” said the first. “How could I ever forget landing a catch like that?”
“Well,” said his friend, “just like in your case—trust me—the fish doesn’t remember a thing!”
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Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.
The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
“How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?”
“I didn’t have to,” Steve replied.
“Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn’t go fishing. Then my lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’.
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ‘Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,’ So, Here I am!”
