How do you respond to your BOSS who calls you when you are at the urinal in the washroom and asks, “How are you doing?”
This is how the subordinate responded…
I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I’ve got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while to complete, but it’s important to take one’s time to stay focused on objectives.
I expect to wash my hands of the whole thing soon!
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This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said,
“In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed.”
One of the guys at the table said, “How long have you been married?”
The man says, “Oh I’m not married I’m single!”
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While having their evening dinner together,
a little girl looked up at her father and asked,
“Daddy, you’re the boss in our family, right?”
The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, “Yes my little princess.”
The girl then continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?”
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Boss: Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends, but I need you here.
Employee: Yeah, no problem. I’ll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.
Boss: What time will you get here?
Employee: Monday.
