When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.
But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents’ private conversations.
One day when Donna and her 4-year-old were shopping a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
“Yes!” the 4-year-old said, “and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it’s a girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!”
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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor.
“Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant.”
The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?”
She says, “Because it’s started missing its period.”
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said “You had twins, a boy and a girl they’re both fine and your brother named them for you.”
The woman replies with “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOT MY BROTHER, he’s an idiot!, what did he name the girl!?”
“Denise” the doctor answered.
“Oh, that’s actually not that bad! What about the boy?” the woman replied.
Doctor sighs deeply: “Denephew”
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One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, “Out, you’d better go back in and find In.”
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
“Easy.” Out said. “In-stincts.”
