One day during school, a 2nd grade teacher was in the middle of a math lesson.
Suddenly a little girl named Susie stood up and yelled, “Teacher, teacher! Can I go to the potty, I have to pee!”
The teacher calmly replied, “Susie, we don’t say ‘pee,’ we say ‘number one.’ Yes, you may go.”
A few minutes later a little boy named Billy stood up, started jumping up and down yelling, “Teacher! Can I go to the bathroom? I really gotta poop!”
The teacher firmly replied, “Billy, we don’t say ‘poop,’ we say ‘number two.’ Go ahead.”
About half an hour later Little Johnny, who had been listening to what she said, stood up and yelled, “Teacher, Teacher! Give me a number quick, cause I really gotta fart!”
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Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?
Little Johnny: Twelve.
Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure?
Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2….
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Little Johnny’s 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.
“Johnny,” she says, “what comes after ‘O’?”
Johnny says, “Yeah!”
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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
“You need to use ‘Grown-Up’ words,” she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
“I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Grown-Up’ words!” She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.” She said “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Grown-Up’ words.” She then asked little Alec what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, “Winnie the S**t.”
