A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili.
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.”
The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished his meal, but that the bowl of chili is still full.
He asks him, “Are you going to eat that chili?”
The other man says, “No, by all means, help yourself.”
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. It’s delicious – the best chunky chili he’s had in a long time.
When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something.
Surprised, he looks down and sees a dead mouse in the bowl, and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got, too.”
A couple eats at a Chinese restaurant and orders the “Chicken Surprise.”
A couple eats at a Chinese restaurant and orders the “Chicken Surprise.”
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the pot’s lid rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband.
He hasn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Sputtering in a fit of pique, he calls the waiter over, describes what is happening, and demands an explanation!
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah… so sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.”
LOL!!
