A businessman was interviewing candidates for the manager position of a large division.
He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate.
He simply asked each candidate this question: “What is two plus two?”
The first interviewee was a journalist.
His answer was, “Twenty-two”.
The second was a social worker.
She said, “I don’t know the answer, but I’m very glad we had the opportunity to discuss it.”
The third applicant was an engineer.
He pulled out a slide rule and found an answer, “somewhere between 3,999 and 4,001”.
Next is a lawyer.
He said that “in the case of Jenkins vs. the Department of the Treasury, two plus two was proven to be four.”
Finally, the businessman interviewed an accountant.
When he asked what two plus two was, the accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it, came back, and sat down.
Leaning across the desk, he said in a low voice, “How much do you want it to be?”
He got the job.
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A man was interviewed for the new job
At the interview for the new job I was asked, “What would your friends say are your weaknesses?”
“I don’t have any!” I replied.
The interviewer seemed a little surprised and said, “That can’t be true. Everybody has some weak points.”
I said, “Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don’t have any friends.”
An Engineering Job Interview
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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The Interview Question
A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same position.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks: “What does two plus two equal?”
The mathematician replies: “Four.”
The interviewer asks: “Exactly four?
The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: “Yes, four, exactly.”
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question. “What does two plus two equal?”
The accountant says: “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question. “What does two plus two equal?”
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer, and whispers: “What do you want it to equal?”
The economist got the job.
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