An elderly couple was driving across the country.
While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
LOL!!
An Old Man Decides to Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Hearing Problems.
An elderly guy notices that his wife is having difficulty hearing.
He attempts to convince her to take a hearing test, but she refuses.
He decides to show her that something is amiss with her hearing.
He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, switches it on, and yells below, knowing she’s in the kitchen. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
He went downstairs and yelled. “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response.
He entered the living room and yelled again. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
He even stands just outside the kitchen and yells.
“What’s for supper?” and yet no response.
Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, “Honey. What’s for supper?!”
She turns around and says “Damn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
