An old woman was driving down the highway when she got pulled over by a police officer.
Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Old Woman: “No idea, officer. Was I speeding?”
Officer: “No, ma’am, but you were driving extremely slow—only 25 mph on the highway. That can be just as dangerous as speeding.”
The old woman frowns and points to a road sign. “But the sign says 25!”
The officer chuckles. “Ma’am, that’s the highway number, not the speed limit!”
The old woman blushes. “Oh my, I had no idea!”
The officer glances at the back seat and sees three other elderly women, gripping the seats tightly, their eyes wide in terror.
Officer: “Ma’am… is everything okay with your passengers?”
The old woman turns around, looks at her terrified friends, and casually says, “Oh, don’t worry about them. We just got off Highway 120.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.
The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.
An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.
15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.
She says yes ”DOG.”
“Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.”
She says “CAT.”
“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”
She says, ”there’s no F in Broccoli.“
“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
