A cowboy rides into town, tired and dusty from the trail. He stops at the local saloon, ties up his horse, and goes inside for a drink.
After finishing his drink, he steps back outside—only to find his horse gone!
The cowboy storms back into the saloon, slams his fist on the bar, and shouts, “Alright, I’m gonna have one more drink. And if my horse ain’t back where I left it by the time I’m done, I’m gonna do what I did back in Texas! And I don’t wanna have to do that!”
The saloon goes silent. The bartender gulps. The cowboys at the poker table exchange nervous glances.
The cowboy slowly finishes his drink, then walks outside. Sure enough, his horse is tied up right where he left it.
As he saddles up, the bartender nervously steps out and asks, “Uh, sir… what exactly did you do back in Texas?”
The cowboy tips his hat and says, “I walked home.” 🤠😂
A Texas Cowboy Walks Into a Bar
A cowboy who has just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one.
When he finishes them, he returns to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender walks up and says to the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought them one at a time. ”
The cowboy replies, “You see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona and the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks quite confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains.
“It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
