One hot summer day, Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop with a big grin on his face.
He strolled up to the counter, where the old shopkeeper was cleaning some ice cream scoops.
Johnny looked up and asked, “Hey mister, do you have broccoli ice cream?”
The shopkeeper chuckled. “Broccoli ice cream? No, kid, we don’t sell that!”
Johnny shrugged and walked out.
The next day, Johnny came back.
“Hey, mister, do you have broccoli ice cream today?”
The shopkeeper frowned. “No, Johnny, I told you yesterday—we don’t have broccoli ice cream!”
Johnny just nodded and left.
The third day, Johnny returned again.
“Hey mister, do you have broccoli ice cream?”
The shopkeeper groaned. “Kid, for the last time, we don’t have broccoli ice cream! We never had it, and we never will! Now stop asking!”
Johnny sighed. “Okay, okay, I get it.”
The next day, Johnny came back. The shopkeeper saw him coming and immediately shouted:
“Johnny! Let me guess—you’re here to ask about broccoli ice cream?”
Johnny smiled. “Wow, mister, you’re really smart!”
The shopkeeper grinned, proud of himself. “Well, of course I am! I know everything about my shop!”
Johnny smirked. “Oh yeah? Then do you have chocolate ice cream?”
The shopkeeper nodded. “Of course!”
Johnny grinned wider. “And do you have vanilla ice cream?”
“Yes, we do,” the shopkeeper replied, now slightly confused.
Johnny leaned in closer. “And do you have strawberry ice cream?”
“Yes, Johnny, we have strawberry ice cream,” the shopkeeper sighed.
Johnny crossed his arms. “Then let me ask you this… if you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry… WHY DON’T YOU HAVE BROCCOLI ICE CREAM?!”
The shopkeeper nearly fainted.
LOL!!
Little Johnny Counts to 10
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” answers little Johnny.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” answers little Johnny.
“Very good,” says the teacher.
“Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers little Johnny.
LOL!!
