An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, worn guitar:
“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it over. “Well, I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches out his hand and says, “Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks,” says the old man. “I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks puzzled. “Wait, buy?” he asks.
“Yes!” smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over. “This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion, I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
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An old married couple went cam
An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
ping.
