A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink.
“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.
“I am a scholar,” he replies.
“A scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man replies, “and god will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies. “God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support the children?”
“Don’t worry, sir. God will provide,” replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that god will provide.
Later that evening the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”
The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m god.”
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for dinner
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, feeling very nervous as it’s her first time meeting them.
They all sit down to a fine meal, but the woman soon starts to feel discomfort from her nerves and the broccoli casserole.
With gas pains almost bringing tears to her eyes, she decides to discreetly relieve herself and lets out a dainty fart.
Though not loud, everyone at the table hears it.
Before she can be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks at the dog sleeping at her feet and sternly says, “Skippy!”
Relieved, the woman smiles, thinking she’s off the hook.
A few minutes later, the discomfort returns.
Without hesitation, she lets out a louder and longer fart.
The father once again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit Skippy!”
Feeling even more relieved, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!”
As the meal continues, the woman feels the gas building up again.
This time, she doesn’t even think about it and lets out a fart that rivals a train whistle.
The father, now looking truly disgusted, shouts, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
