Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning…
“Windows frozen; won’t open.”
Husband texts back, “Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer.”
The wife texts back five minutes later, “Computer really messed up now.”
A husband came home to find his wife in tears.
A husband came home to find his wife in tears.
“I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she lives in a different city.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered.
“It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
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