A blonde is swimming in a river.
A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”
The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.”
A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving on a freeway and suddenly a police officer by the side of the road turned on his flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pulled over to the roadside and waited for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and you’re doing 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story once again, claiming that she hasn’t driven too fast.
The cop scratches his head and heads back to his car to ask his bald partner what to do.
After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
