A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration.
As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed w-e.a.p.o.n permit.
Curious, the officer asks if she’s carrying now.
She pulls out a .22 caliber p-i.s.t.o.l from her purse.
Surprised, the officer asks if she has another.
She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed p-i.s.t.o.l from the center compartment.
Amazed, the officer asks, “Are there any more?”
She nods again and shows a C-o.l.t 45 from the glove compartment.
Finally, the officer asks, “Lady, what in the world are you so afraid of?”
She looks him in the eyes and says, “Not a God damn thing.”
An old lady in a parking space.
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes drove around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she approached the man and said, “I was going to park there!”
The man was a smart alec and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this upset the lady, even more, So she got in her car and backed it up, then stomped on the gas and plowed straight into his Mercedes.
The young man returned to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
LOL!!
