A husband came home to find his wife in tears.
“I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she lives in a different city.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered.
“It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
LOL!!
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Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, he rang the bell.
Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door.
Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband: I’ll jump into well if you don’t open the door.
Wife: Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and throws it into the well, wife opens the door and runs towards the well.
The husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife: Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband: Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them from where are you coming this late, and that too in nightwear.
