A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two crocodiles in it.
‘I will give anything they desire to the man who swims across that pool.’ So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.
In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the crocodiles are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, ‘I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?’ the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the microphone and says, ‘Why don’t we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!’
LOL!!
Funny: A rich man buys a Lamborghini
A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.
It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off.
He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up beside him.
The old man looks at the sleek, shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya’ got there, sonny?”
The rich man replies, “It’s a Lamborghini. It costs almost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man.
“Why is it so expensive?”
“Because this car is a limited edition model!” says the rich man proudly.
The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right!”
At this point, the light changes and the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 20 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly – whhhoooossshhh!
Something whips by him, going much faster!
“What could be faster than my Lamborghini?!” the rich man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!
It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It looked like the old man on the moped! “Couldn’t be,” the guy thinks. “How can a moped outrun a Lamborghini!?”
But again, he sees a dot in his rearview mirror! Whooooosh, Ka blaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The rich man jumps out and it turns out to be the old man on the moped!
He runs to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Please, please… unhook… my suspenders… from your side-view mirror…”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
