An elderly couple entered a restaurant and ordered a single meal which consisted of a hamburger, french fries, and a single drink.
When the meal arrived, the man cut the hamburger in half and placed one part of it in front of his wife.
He then did the same with the french fries and placed the drink in between.
They both took sips one by one.
While the man had his piece of the hamburger, his wife was just sitting there watching him eat.
A man who noticed them decided to approach them and offered to buy them another meal, but the elderly man said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”
As he continued eating, his wife was patiently waiting and was taking sips now and then.
The man who was at the restaurant approached them once again and offered to at least buy them another drink.
The elderly man refused once again saying that he and his wife share everything.
Finally, when the husband finished eating and wiped his mouth, the man who was observing them approached them for the third time because he couldn’t help but learn why the woman was waiting for her husband to eat.
He got closer and asked her: “What is that you are waiting for?”
The wife replied, “The TEETH.”
An old married couple went camping.
An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
