Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.”
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls
remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: “Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny’s’ crude remarks. Tomorrow he is likely going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems – that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom.”
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day…
Teacher: “Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead, Anita.”
Anita: “Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn’t have to walk so far to get bread and milk.”
Teacher: “Very good, Anita! Yes – Suzie!”
Suzie: “Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My Daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home.”
Teacher: “Excellent, thank you, Suzie!”
At this point, little Johnny’s hand shoots up, and the teacher
asks: ‘Oh Heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home.”
Little Johnny: “Near my home, they are building a br0thel.”
All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.
Little Johnny: “Hey relax girls…. it hasn’t opened yet!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
The teacher asks Little Johnny a question in class
The teacher asked little Johnny a question…
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats, and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
