A person went to an interview of a healthcare organization.
After the first question he was disqualified.
Interview Board: “Why do people have different kind of blood groups?”
Applicant: “Because mosquitoes love to enjoy different kind of flavors.”
An ant knocked on the door of a house.
The lady house owner opened the door.
“I want a place to stay” – said the ant.
“I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost” – said the owner.
The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner: “Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?”
“Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent” – said the owner.
After some days the ant brought a 3rd ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them. The lady agreed to it without asking for any rent. This went on as the ant brought in more & more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent. One fine day, the ant brought in the 10th ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them all.
The owner said: “OK, you can all stay here, but now you all need to pay rent!”
Now the question is: “Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in?”
Because they were now tenants!
So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.
“Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.”
“Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man says, “Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Okay, fine.” Sighs the office. “I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.”
“I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac.” Says the man. “If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.”
“Well, then we need a urine sample.”
“I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get really low blood sugar.”
“Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.”
“I can’t do that, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m too drunk.”
