A couple eats at a Chinese restaurant and orders the “Chicken Surprise.”
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the pot’s lid rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband.
He hasn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Sputtering in a fit of anger, he calls the waiter over, describes what is happening, and demands an explanation!
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “What you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah… so sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.”
A man went on a business trip to China
A man was on a business trip to China and wanted to buy gifts for his children.
He walked into a store and found a nice-looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What happens if this doesn’t work?’
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only English sign that reads, ‘GUARANTEE NO SPOILED’.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returned to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel, but it wouldn’t even switch on.
He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of the guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, ‘Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.’
LOL!!
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