Little Johnny: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie you tell makes one of my hairs white.”
Little Johnny: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”
LOL!!
Little Johnny and his father went fishing.
One day, Little Johnny and his father went fishing.
After a few hours on the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment then replied, “I don’t know exactly, my son.”
The boy returned to his fishing, then turned back to his father, “How do fish breathe underwater?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later, Johnny asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried about annoying his father, he says, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, my son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
