A three-year-old boy,
was as excited as he could be to visit his grandma and grandpa in another state, especially since it meant taking his first trip on an airplane.
He just boarded with his parents and got buckled in when he looked around the plane and frowned. “What is it?” His dad asked, wondering if he was nervous.
He then asked, a bit worried, “Are ALL these people going to Grandma’s house too?”
A fighter pilot finishes refueling from a refueling plane.
The fighter pilot, feeling superior, gets on the radio and tells the refueling pilot to watch this.
The fighter pilot goes through an array of aerial acrobatics. Tight twists, loops, and s-curves. He gets back on the radio and tells the refueling pilot he must be jealous because his plane can’t do that.
The refueling pilot says, “Oh yeah, watch this!”
For the next 10 minutes the refueling plane flew straight as an arrow. Then the pilot got on the radio and said, “Did you see that?”
The fighter pilot, confused, said, “You just flew straight. That’s not fun.”
The refueling pilot said, “No, I got up and went to the bathroom and grabbed my steak off the stove and had dinner.”
A plane takes off with two hours delay.
Once in the air a passenger asks the flight attendant:
“Why did we take off so late?”
To which the flight attendant replies:
“Well, the pilot noticed some smoke and weird noises coming from the left engine and it took us a while to find another pilot willing to fly this plane.”
For two solid hours,
the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.
She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.
“Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me… what do you think of my grandchildren?”
