A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterward looks into his pocket.
The man responded, “I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I’ll go home.”
LOL!!
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A Guy Orders A Whiskey.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says, “Bill, your house burnt down!”
So he runs outside, but then he thinks, “I don’t have a house.”
So he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey.
Another guy runs in and says, “Bill! Your dad died!”
He runs out of the bar, gets on his horse, and rides a little way, but then thinks, “I don’t have a dad.”
So he goes back to the bar and drinks most of his whiskey.
Then another guy runs in and says, “Bill! You won the lottery!”
So he runs out, gets on his horse, and rides to the bank, but then he thinks, “My name’s not Bill.”
LOL!!
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