A newly married couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
A few days pass, and he comes home from work, his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think a new battery is needed. Could you change it for me? ”
He says, “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof.
She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”
He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”
The next day the husband comes home and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened.
“Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.
“Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.
The wife says, “Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.”
“Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”
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A wife accused her husband of cheating
One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.
Shocked, the man asked, “What was that for?”
The wife replied, “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?”
“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” the man replied.
The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.
Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned.
This time she slapped him across the face.
The man held his cheek and asked, “What was that for this time?”
The wife answered, “Your horse called.”
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