A little boy’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing that the roles for the school play were supposed to be posted that day, he asked his son if he had secured a part.
The little boy enthusiastically announced that he had been given a role: “I play a man who’s been married for 20 years.”
“Oh wow, that’s great, son,” the dad said. “Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
LOL!!
7 year old son came in from school today and asked his father
My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me, “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”
“Erm, I don’t know”, I replied.
“Mickey Mouse,” he replied laughing.
“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?”
“Donald Duck”, I replied.
“No, all ducks you idiot.”
LOL!!
Jimmy got home from school early
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