A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.
He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered, the boy asked, “Hey, sir, got any odd jobs I can do?”
The man indeed had a job for the boy to do.
He handed the boy a can of red paint and a brush.
“Paint my porch.”
The boy was eager to do a good job and the man went back inside.
A couple of hours later, the boy knocked on the door again.
“Okay, mister, I’m done painting. But I gotta tell ya, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lamborghini.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Two little boys go to the grocery store
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?” ”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
