Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The second engineer nodded approvingly.
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“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
A little boy and his father are having lunch
A little boy and his farther are having lunch
The boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
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“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
