A young man was walking through a supermarket to get supplies when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Without thinking about it, he ignored her and continued on his way.
Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, I haven’t seen him for a long time.”
“Is there anything I can do for you?” replied the young man.
“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother’? It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!”
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
“How can that be?” He asked, “I only purchased a few things!”
“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.
LOL!!
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An old lady is speeding down a highway
An old woman was speeding down the highway in her sports car and felt like a queen of the road.
Suddenly, she heard the siren of a police car behind her.
She thought, “I can outrun him,” and pushed her car to the limit.
But then she remembered her age and decided it wasn’t worth the risk.
So, she pulled over.
The police officer approached her car and said, “Ma’am, I’ve been waiting for someone like you all day.”
The old woman smiled and replied, “Well, officer, at my age, I’ve got to get there before I forget where I’m going!”
The officer laughed and decided to let her go with just a warning.
As he walked away, he heard her mumble, “I may be old, but I still got it!”
LOL!!
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