WIFE: Honey let’s play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
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It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
A girl walked up to a department store’s fabric counter.
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
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The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled, and said. “Grandpa pay the man.”
