John wished his classmate Julia,
“All the best on your exams.”
Julia replied, “Thank you and all the best to you too!”
Later Julia passed and John failed.
John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could…
“That only boys wish with a true heart.”
A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays.
During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would grant them each one wish.
The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and boom. The wife had the tickets in her hand.
Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.”
The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom. He was now 90.
The son asks his dad,
“Dad, what can I do if I want to live forever?”
Dad replies, “All you have to do is marry.”
The son is surprised, “And that will really make me live forever?”
Daddy replies “No, but the wish dies.”
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.
But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear.
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first. “I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try. “I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears.
The blonde goes up. “I think…”
“POOF!”
