Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” She asked. No sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok?
These women seem shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
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An Old Lady Calls Her Neighbour.
An old lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done?”
The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh.”
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**” Let’s put all of the Corn Flakes back in the box.”**
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