The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”
Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words.
A group of kindergartners were trying to adjust to first grade.
Their biggest hurdle was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
“You have to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.”
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
“I visited my Nana.”
“No, you visited your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”
She then asked Bobby what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL,” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest proudly and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
LOL!!
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