In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.
But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear.
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first. “I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears.
The redhead goes up to try. “I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears.
The blonde goes up. “I think…”
“POOF!”
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.
The officer asked to see the lady’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
Hope no one was offended by that one! It’s all in good fun!
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Every day, they noticed their boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d leave right behind her.
After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so how was she to know?
The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left.
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date.
The blonde was very very happy to be home, but when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS.
Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming with them.
“NO WAY,” she exclaimed, “I almost got caught yesterday!”
