Philip, an elderly village man, walks into the reception of an eye clinic in Delhi and asks for an emergency appointment.
After waiting for a while, the nurse at reception asks him, “What is your problem, sir?”
He says to the nurse, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes!”
The nurse queries, “Have you seen a doctor?”
…
..
.
“No,” says Philip, “just spots.”
Two blondes walk down the street.
One Sunny afternoon, two blondes Laura and Sarah walk down the street.
Suddenly Laura points at the sun and says: “Look! That’s the moon over there!”
Sarah says: “No, that’s the sun!”
Laura: “No, it’s the moon!”
Sarah, again: “No, it’s the sun!”
After arguing for a while, Sarah: “Let’s go to that house over there and ask, what’s right!”
They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Emma who is also blonde, opens the door.
Sarah asks: “Excuse us, can you tell us, whether it’s the sun or the moon in the sky?”
…
..
.
Emma looks and says: “I wouldn’t know! I’ve only been living here for two weeks!”
