A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation. Don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.'”
“He was just trying to comfort you; what’s so frightening about that?”
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“He wasn’t talking to me. He was talking to the doctor!”
A man was interviewed for the new job
At the interview for the new job I was asked, “What would your friends say are your weaknesses?”
“I don’t have any!” I replied.
The interviewer seemed a little surprised and said, “That can’t be true. Everybody has some weak points.”
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I said, “Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don’t have any friends.”
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