A Blonde couple decided to go into business together
After years of working for others and being passed over for promotions, Blonde John and his wife, Blonde Mary, decided to go into business together.
After examining the classifieds, they bought a small candy stand, paying thirty cents for each box of candy and then selling it for thirty cents.
At the end of the day, they were astonished to find that they had sold every box of candy – yet had exactly as much money as when they started.
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“You see?” John snarled at his wife. “I told you we should have bought a larger stand!”
A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph.
A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him
He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 170, …
Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !”
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him .
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
“Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes.
Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend.
If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding.
I’ll let you go.”
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-
“Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!!
The Cop left saying,
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” Have a good day, Sir”
