The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school,
I snapped, “I don’t want to hear a peep out of you.”
When we arrived, she asked, “Can I talk now?”
“Okay,” I grumbled.
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“I forgot my lunch.”
I went to a pub and ordered a beer
I went to a pub and ordered a beer.
What is the wifi password?
“Oh no,” the bartender said
“There’s no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot – now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub.”
“Ohhhh, you are right! Ï said and I put my phone away.
“Thank you,” the bartender said, “In this pub I want you to act as you would thirty or forty years ago.”
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So I lit a cigarette, gave him $1 for the beer, and said, “No problem.”
