Little Billy was at the local supermarket with his father
Little Billy, got tired of walking, so his Dad let him sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Billy started pulling his Dad’s hair.
His Dad asked him to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Billy’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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“But, Daddy”, he replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing-gum back”.
I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
Apparently, I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
One day I told a long-suffering friend, “You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.”
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“Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,” he observed.
