A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about $50?
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porche, it’s a Ferrari.”
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A Blonde Woman Visits a Farm
A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.
On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.
She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.
Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.
He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.
He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
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