A large, well-established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe and knocked on the head lumberjack’s door.
The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.
“Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,” said the skinny man.
“Okay, see that giant redwood over there?” said the lumberjack. “Take your axe and go cut it down.”
The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack’s door.
“I cut the tree down,” said the man.
The lumberjack couldn’t believe his eyes and said: “Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?”
“In the Sahara Forest,” replied the man.
“You mean the Sahara Desert,” said the lumberjack.
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The little man laughed and answered back: “Sure, that’s what they call it NOW!”
A boy visited his sunday school the first time.
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.
“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”
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The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”
